The Rats have attacked!!! Yesterday morning while taking the little dog outside to do her business, I noticed that my drivers side mirror was broken off of my car. Dangling by the single wire controlling the movement of the mirror, the plastic fastener was broken and looks to have been physically assaulted.
Now, I know what you are already thinking... "Some kids or transient must have been stumbling past the car, late at night and just for their own amusement hit the mirror with their hand."


Well, I say think again!... You see, I have been noticing lately that RATS have been digging holes near the foundation of our house. I know they are RATS because I set out mouse traps and the only thing that happened was the damn vermin ate the peanut butter and left the trap in tact. This is a message to all you fellow RAT sufferers in the World. There is movement in the RAT ranks, a RATolution if you will. So I am warning you, watch your stored grains, keep your cheese at safe distances and anything else that maybe pickings for our 4 legged friends (I'm being facetious there)...
(the enemy)

2 comments:
You fuckin' funny fuck. Watchu t'ink you doin' dea wit' dat sense o' humor? Youse tryin'a kills me wit' laughs?
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